Gideon Kendall
1) Dino pets
WARNING!
As of today, there are only 7 children who have ever read this book and lived to tell about it. 95 children successfully read the first chapter, but upon beginning chapter 2, they started blabbering in some language known only as "flibberish." 38 children made it halfway through this wretched book before they began sucking their thumbs through
...Elliot thought Goblins were scary—until he gets caught in a fight between the Fairies and a Pixie Princess
An entire floor of St. Phobics Hospital for Really Scared Children has been set aside just for readers of this book. You may wish to take a minute before you start reading and reserve yourself a bed there.
As you read, you may begin to understand myctophobia (mic-tofo-be-a), or the fear of darkness. However,
...The conclusion to the hilarious fantasy adventures of Elliot, King of the Brownies
WARNING:
If you care at all for planet Earth,you will pay very close attention to the lessons inside these pages. We usually ask you to run away from dreadful things. But now, you are warned to turn the pages as fast as you can read them. You must know what happens inside
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